Saidi in English
Saidi Is a kind of the Egyptians from Upper Egypt
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Saidi : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Saidi: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Saidi: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night...
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Saidi: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Saidi: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Saidi: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Saidi: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Saidi: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again...
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Saidi comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize a Saidi in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once a Saidi was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man ask ed him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot..
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Saidi in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Saidi: The future tense is 'u w ill go to jail'
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Saidi told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'I t's already raining.'
Saidi: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go
Saidi Is a kind of the Egyptians from Upper Egypt
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Saidi : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Saidi: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Saidi: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night...
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Saidi: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Saidi: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Saidi: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Saidi: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Saidi: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again...
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Saidi comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize a Saidi in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
============ =========
Once a Saidi was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man ask ed him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot..
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Saidi in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Saidi: The future tense is 'u w ill go to jail'
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Saidi told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'I t's already raining.'
Saidi: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go